Dear SU/fate/the universe,
Why must every cool thing that happens on campus land directly in the middle of either class or work? First the meditation class, then the dinosaur lecture, and now Apolo Ohno? On the first Saturday I’ve had to work? Not cool.
Crying into my Halloween candy,
(Yes I realize that what this actually means is that I just spend all my time at either school or work, but it feels rather cosmic.)